🧠7. They bring up matching couple rings.
📌 ExampleYou're having coffee and they say: 'Let’s get rings. Matching ones.'
🧠8. 'I want a big wedding,' they say.
📌 ExampleThey're hyped. You're… less so.
🧠9. You see another wedding TikTok.
📌 ExampleDance, drone shots, tears... you scroll past.
🧠10. You picture your honeymoon.
📌 ExampleYour brain drifts to post-wedding bliss.
🧠11. Wedding food debate begins.
📌 ExampleThey want oysters. You want fries.
🧠12. Your bestie's speech goes viral... for the wrong reasons.
📌 ExampleIt was sweet... until it wasn’t.